Happy Birthday from Coachlady1

Tiffers! You know I love you with all my heart! You were one of my first friends thru FF, and that happened because of your kickass reviews haha Remember our daily bajillion emails & how we tried to figure out Twitter? LMAO We were so damn lost! I miss talking to you daily & hearing all the stories about BAM & the SPC. I know you're a busy mommy, though, so I'll let it slide... for now ;) You've always made me laugh which is a gift in itself. Your fics kill & your schmexy parts are unparalleled. I don't know how many damn spit takes I've had while reading your stuff, but there've been many! You're just an awesome person, with all you do in RL & around this ol' place. You've always made me feel speshul & loved & I hope you know I feel the same about you! I hope this birfday is the best you've ever had and all your dreams & wishes come true (like the one where Jackson walks in your house, looking all sexy, a flirty smirk on his face as he walks toward you... then he veers off to the left to the hall closet, gets out your vacuum and starts cleaning your house. Helluva fantasy!!) I love you!! Have a wonderful day! xoxoxo
p.s. Melly & I have a s'prise coming soon... I just slacked & didn't get it finished... spank me?? ;)

Happy Birthday from Handsandfingers!

Happy Birthday Tiffers!!!

Happy Birthday from Jasperbells!

Happy birthday Tiff! I know we haven't known eachother for long but I hope your special day is full of fucktasticular surprises! You are an awesome chick and an even awesomer *giggles* darlin. Enjoy your day.
Love Jasperbells aka Sasha

Happy Birthday from NCChris!

Happy Birthday from Savannah_Vee

~♥~HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFF!!!~♥~

Sorry for not writing anything for ya but I haven't been writing much at all. :-/ Hope you have an awesome day, girly! And many many many many many many more to come!!! Mwah!

Sheena

xxx

Happy Birthday from VegaTenshi

 

To my Tiffer-Poop,

Happy fucking birthday, biotch.  I f'love all of your stories, I f'love your sense of humor, your wit, your smarts, and your pervy-ness.  But most of all, I love the fact that I can call you my friend and I'm so happy you were born today.  What a lot we would've lost if you weren't you!  Happy birthday, Tiffers!

 

Love,

Megsy-Pooh/VegaTenshi

Happy Birthday from Lindznoms

I hope you have a wonderful birthday full of friends, family and lots of Porn!! :)
xoxo

Lindz

Happy Birthday from Jasper's Izzy

Tiff, 

I hope you have a fabulous day, bb. Try not to do anything too crazy, and if you do, I better see pictures on facebook. Just sayin'... I'm sending Jasper over for the week. Have your wicked way with him. He won't mind. 

Happy Birthday, darlin'!

Love, 

Izzy

Happy Birthday from mw138

Song inspiration: Pepper Mashay - Dive in the Pool

Listen to this song while reading.... :)

WET

“Come on, Edward! It’s time you went out and had some fun. I’m not going to take no for an answer, so pick out something to wear. Riley will be here any minute,” Alice yelled at me from the living room.

Standing in front of my closet, I rolled my eyes. She and her friend, Riley, had been begging me to go out with them ever since I moved in two months ago with Alice after graduating from college. I’ve always been somewhat of a wallflower, so the thought of going to a club and being surrounded by throngs of people freaked me out. I wouldn’t call myself a germaphobe, although Alice would beg to differ, but it all seemed very unhygienic.

I sighed and picked out something that seemed decent and began to change. As soon as I buttoned my jeans, Alice barged into my room.

“Damn, Alice! Haven’t you ever heard of knocking?”

“Oh calm down, Edward. I just want to see what you’re wearing.”

I stood in front of her and held out my arms so she could get a full view. Tapping her index finger against her chin, she scrunched up her nose and shook her head.

“No. This won’t work.”

“What the hell is wrong with what I’m wearing?”

“Edward, we’re going to a gay club and you need to look better than this. You look like you’re going to the library.”

“That’s where I’ve spent a majority of my time the past few years, Sherlock,” I rebutted. “Wait. We’re going to a gay club?”

Alice froze and I knew she’d accidently let it slip. I wasn’t supposed to know we were going to a gay club.

“Well, Riley and I thought it would be good for you to get out and meet some new people. Riley says this place is all the rage and he managed to get us on the list.”

“Alice, I don’t know. You know this isn’t my scene and I’ll just end up making a fool of myself.”

“Edward, when are you going to stop putting yourself down all the time?”

“I’m not putting myself down, Al, I’m just speaking the truth.”

She rolled her eyes and started going through my entire wardrobe. She settled on a pair of dark wash jeans and a black t-shirt that I always felt was a little too small.

“Don’t worry, for where we’re going, it’s just the right fit,” she said with a wink before walking out of the room.

I quickly changed and met Alice in the kitchen where she was filling three shot glasses with tequila. Noticing my presence, she looked up and practically squealed and jumped up and down.

“Edward, you look great!”

I smiled shyly and looked down at my feet. “Thanks, Al.”

“No problem! That’s what sisters are for!”

Pointing at the glasses filled with liquor, I asked, “What’s that for?”

“Oh, it’s just a little something to get us loosened up before we head to the club.”

“I’m not a drinker –”

“Edward, having a shot and maybe a drink or two at the club is not going to hurt you. Live a little, man!”

I laughed at her determination.

“Where’s Riley,” I asked.

“He should be here any second now.”

As if right on cue, Riley walked through the door putting his key in his pocket.

“You gave him a key,” I whispered in Alice’s ear.

“Of course! He’s my best friend here and he should have one in case of emergencies.”

“Getting ready for the club doesn’t really constitute as an emergency, you know.”

“But getting you out of the house and into the arms of a hot boy is an emergency if you ask me,” he cut in.

Riley Biers was one of the first people Alice met when she moved here to go to school and one of the most overtly sexual people I’d ever met. He’s not promiscuous, but he will flirt the pants off of any man (or woman) in the blink of an eye and I think he relishes in that power. I’ve witnessed him work his charm on my entire family and on more than one occasion, he’s made me blush. With his light brown hair, smoldering smile and deep, dark brown eyes, he’s the type wet dreams are made of. I think Alice hoped that he and I would magically fall in love with each other, but it just wasn’t in the cards. He’s a cool guy, but I don’t think I could keep up with his outgoing personality.

When I finally came out my freshman year in college, it was Riley who spent hours with me on the phone just talking about any and everything. If there was such a thing as a gay mentor, he would be it. He and Alice always encouraged me to become a part of the LGBT community at school, but I was too busy with my studies. I kind of regret it now, but there’s nothing I can do about it now. Now that I’m living with Alice and in the same city as Riley, he’ll be more than happy to get me involved.

“Whatever, Riley,” I said, rolling my eyes.

“Whatever my ass! It’s painfully obvious that you need to get laid. I can feel the sexual frustration coming off of you in waves. It’s very uncomfortable.”

“Well, not everyone is as blessed as you, Riley. I don’t see men knocking down my door to get to me.”

“Bullshit, Edward. Don’t give me that ‘nobody loves me so I’ll just sit alone in the dark’ spiel. If you’d get your ass out of the house every once in a while, you might meet a nice guy and, I don’t know, go out on a date.”

“I have been in a relationship before, you know. This isn’t completely new to me.”

“Then stop acting like a scared virgin! Damn!”

“I’m going out with you two, aren’t I?” I asked, exasperated.

“Only because Alice and I had to beg and plead with you for two months!”

I was about to open my mouth to counter his argument when he immediately cut me off.

“Just stop. You’re not going to win this one. Just have a shot and let’s get the hell out of here.”

I cut my eyes at him but was met with his signature smile. It was hard to stay mad at him when he looked like that; so childlike and almost innocent.

Alice giggled next to us and handed each of us a shot glass. After picking up her own, she held her glass up and said, “To friendship and Edward finally letting loose for a change!”

I rolled my eyes as Riley shouted, “Fuck yeah,” and threw his head back, drinking the liquor in one gulp.

I tried, really I did, but liquor and I don’t have the best relationship. That stuff tastes like shit and feels like fire going down, but in an effort not to be teased by my sister and friend, I followed suit and drank the tequila in one swallow. I immediately felt heat run through me as the liquid made its way into my stomach.

How the hell do people get used to this?

Alice grabbed my hand and before I knew it, I was being dragged out of the apartment building and onto the subway train.

“So what’s the name of this club?” I asked.

“Pony,” Alice replied.

“Pony?”

“Where you can ride all night long,” Riley said with a chuckle.

“Oh God,” I moaned. “What did you two get me into?”

The partners in crime just laughed at me and my misery.

x~x~x~x~x~x~x

The line of people outside of the club seemed to wrap around the entire block. I’d never seen anything like it. There were lights everywhere and I could hear the loud thumping bass of the music inside. Men of all shapes, sizes and ages stood in front of us. Some were holding hands, others were blatantly making out and the rest were just talking and laughing. My blood rushed through my veins as excitement washed over me.

Maybe this won’t be so bad after all.

The three of us walked up to the guy at the door who was holding a clipboard containing a rather long list.

“Riley,” the man shouted.

“Hey, Paul! How’s it going?”

“Same old, same old,” he replied.

“Yeah, but it looks like a great crowd is here tonight.”

“Oh yeah, it’s already packed inside.

Looking down at his list, he searched for what I assumed was our names.

“Riley Biers and Alice and Edward Cullen?”

“Yep! That’s us,” Riley replied with a big smile.

“Go on in and have fun!”

I nodded my head and smiled as I took Alice’s hand in mine. She smiled at me and silently told me everything was going to be okay as we journeyed into the dark club.

x~x~x~x~x~x~x

Before I knew it, two hours had flown by. I’d had a couple of drinks (forced upon me by my sister and crazy friend), so I was feeling pretty good. I stayed pretty close to Alice for most the night because I was apprehensive about diving into the mass of bodies on the dance floor. It was quite overwhelming. There were men everywhere, dancing and groping at each other. That’s not to say that I didn’t find it all arousing, but still. I didn’t necessarily want to be in the thick of it. Alice must have taken pity on me because she didn’t push me to go out and dance, and for that I was extremely thankful.

Riley had long since disappeared into the sea of men. I watched him for awhile and wished I had a quarter of the confidence he had. He just stepped onto the dance floor, caught the eye of a guy and danced with him for a while. If it had been me, I probably would have stood there awkwardly looking like I wanted to vomit. Not Riley. He was the epitome of cool.

As I scanned the crowd, Riley ran up to our table and told me it was time. He and Alice exchanged a creepy look and smiled.

“What are you talking about?” I asked Riley.

He smiled and said, “Just take off your shirt and follow me.”

“What? What the hell are you talking about?”

“Take off your shirt, Edward, and come with me.”

I actually shrank back into my seat a bit; my body trying to protect itself from whatever craziness Riley was going to subject it to.

“No. I’m not taking off my shirt, Riley.”

“You’ll be much more comfortable.”

“I don’t even know what we’re doing.”

“Edward,” Alice shouted. “Just listen to him. Take off your damned shirt and follow Riley.”

Sighing, I slowly took off my shirt, tucked it into the side of my jeans and stood next to Riley. I felt horribly self-conscious and crossed my arms in front of my stomach. It’s not as if I looked bad per se, but I was horribly pale and hated it. Everyone else could go in the sun and come back with a sun-kissed glow. I just became red and inflamed.

Riley immediately tore off his shirt and handed it to Alice.

“We’ll be back soon, Ali,” he said.

She smiled and nodded her head. Before I had a chance to take a step away from the table, Alice grabbed my arm.

“Just relax and have fun, Edward. You’re going to love this!”

Still confused about what was happening, I smiled sheepishly and nodded. Riley then grabbed my arm and led me to the middle of the room with the rest of the crowd. As I looked around, I noticed that the other guys were removing the shirts as well. Some were stripping down to almost nothing and I felt my cheeks heat with embarrassment.

Just then the middle of the dance floor seemed to open up. As more and more was revealed, I noticed that the dance floor was turning into a very shallow pool. There were maybe four or five inches of water at the most. Once the floor was completely open, the crowd jumped in and started dancing.

Riley pulled my hand and said, “Come on! This is the best part of the night!”

I frowned at him wondering why most the crowd was half naked for four measly inches of water. Are we all going to splash and frolic in the makeshift pool?

Just then music started playing and the crowd went wild. Men were cheering, roaring and screaming and it startled me at first. The beginning of the song sounded like some sort of chant being repeated over and over again over a beat, but soon a voice started talking to us asking us if we were feeling good and saying it’s a little hot in the place.

What the hell is this?

“I think it’s time that we all go down in the pool. Y’all wanna go down in the pool?” the disembodied voice asked.

Again the crowd cheered. I was in the process of laughing at the guys responding to a song when I turned my head. Standing not five feet away from me was a man. Not just any man; a man that could be a model; a man who would make Michaelangelo’s David jealous; a man who was sex on two legs.

His eyes were hidden by a cowboy hat that sat low. My eyes scanned lower to take in his broad shoulders, muscular arms, narrow waist and strong legs. Wearing low riding jeans and a black tank, he oozed sexiness.

The mystery man was talking casually to a few people around him when turned his head and locked eyes with mine. I stood frozen and couldn’t have moved if I tried. He took of his hat with one hand, ran his fingers through his chin-length hair with the other, and winked at me.

I slowly released the breath I had been holding just in time to hear the song once again.

“LET’S GET SOAKIN’ WET,” the singer exclaimed.

At that exact moment water poured down upon everyone on the dance floor. At first I was startled because the water was a little cold, but as I looked around at all of the writhing bodies around me, I was quickly absorbed into the excitement and rawness of the environment. I chanced a glance at the mystery man in front of me and prayed that no one looked at my soon-to-be tented jeans.

Everything happened in slow motion. The cowboy lifted his face up towards the water and let it fall onto his beautiful visage. The water immediately soaked his hair and caressed his skin like a soft whisper flowing over his hard body as he moved to the beat.

My jaw fell open as I continued to watch.

Throwing his cowboy hat off to the side, he pulled off his tank revealing his tight, toned and tanned body.

I think I started to drool at that point.

Putting the now soaked shirt into his back pocket, he ran his hands through his now slick hair as the water continued to rain upon his god-like body.

My lust-induced haze prevented me from noticing him walking towards me. He had the grace of a cat and stalked me like a predator just before it pounces on its prey. Once again, I was glued to my spot. His eyes locked with mine and it seemed as though he hypnotized me.

I couldn’t look away.

I couldn’t run away.

I was powerless.

As he stood in front of me, I stared in awe. He smiled, revealing dimples and straight white teeth. I surely swooned.

“Hey,” he shouted over the music.

“Hey,” I replied.

“Do you wanna dance, Beautiful?”

I managed to break away from his mesmerizing gaze and looked around at the others around me. They all seemed to be having a good time, but before I could answer, the cowboy leaned in close to my ear.

“It’s okay, Darlin’. I’ll be gentle.”

I shivered and slowly turned back to him, nodding my head slowly. Winking at me once again, he lightly placed his hand on the small of my back and pulled me close. The feel of his wet skin against my own was damn near intoxicating and my body started moving on its own without a second thought or doubt.

Our hips moved back and forth as my hands ran up the side of his arms and to his neck. We looked deep into each other eyes and the cowboy smiled the most breathtaking smile. My stomach flipped at the sight and I couldn’t help but smile back.

Leaning in once again he spoke into my ear.

“What’s your name, Darlin’?”

“Edward.”

“I’m Jasper.”

My mind went into overdrive.

Not only does he look like a cowboy, but he has a name like one too!

“Nice to meet you,” I responded.

“You too,” he purred in my ear. His lips lightly brushed against my skin and I had to hold onto him tighter to prevent my knees from giving out.

We continued to dance for another song or two before Jasper asked me if I wanted to get something to drink. I was a little parched so I nodded and followed him to the bar.

As he leaned over the bar to get the bartenders attention, I couldn’t help staring at his body. I always thought the human body was a beautiful thing, but Jasper’s body truly was a work of art. The way his muscles flexed and stretched made me long to touch each and every inch; first with my hands then by my tongue.

Jasper clearing his throat released me from the hold his body currently had on my mental state. I blushed when I realized he’d caught me staring.

“Here. Drink this,” he said holding out a bottle of water to me.

I took it and thanked him quietly before chugging half of the bottle.

“So,” he started. “Is this your first time here?”

Screwing the cap back on the bottle I set it on the bar and nodded my head.

“Yeah, my sister and friend dragged me here against my will. They’re around here somewhere.”

“Against your will?” he asked with a chuckle.

“Yep. I recently moved to the city and they thought it was time I got out and met new people.”

“Well, it looks like their evil plan worked, huh? You met me.”

I bit my lip nervously and blushed. Reaching out, he gently pushed on my bottom lip, releasing it from its grip beneath my teeth.

“There’s no need to be nervous, Edward.”

“You have an accent,” I blurted out.

He smirked and I wished that I could crawl under the bar.

You are such a dork, Edward!

“Yeah, I grew up in Texas and then came up here for school and stayed after I graduated.”

“That’s cool. I just graduated myself a few months ago.”

“Really? Where from?”

“Brown. I studied epidemiology. I always knew I’d do something in medicine and this branch always fascinated me. Brown has a five-year dual degree program, so I was able to get bachelors and masters degree all at once.”

“Wow, cute and smart. I think you must be the perfect man.”

I blushed furiously and had to look down at the floor.

“I’m far from perfect.”

“I beg to differ.”

Wanting to take the attention off of myself I asked him the first thing that popped into my mind.

“What do you do?”

“Well, I recently graduated from Columbia with a degree in art history. I’m currently weighing my job options.”

“Wow! That sounds fascinating! I only took one art history class during my undergrad and that’s just because it was needed for my gen ed classes. It was quite interesting though. It challenged my very quantitative brain to see things from a different perspective. I couldn’t just look at numbers and analyze data. I had to feel.”

I looked at Jasper and he was staring at me as if I just solved world hunger. I blushed immediately.

“Sorry,” I said, “I started to ramble.”

“No, I enjoyed it. It’s nice to know that others appreciate art and its history as much as I do.”

I smiled and downed the rest of my water. When I put the bottle back on the bar, Jasper was looking at me hungrily. Butterflies took flight in my stomach and I felt the odd sensation to just reach out and kiss him. This feeling went against everything I’d normally do, but something about Jasper was making me want to take chances.

I slowly leaned forward and brushed my lips against his. The feeling of his lips against mine was indescribable.  I don’t think I would ever be able to effectively put into words the multitude of sensations that surged through my body. My hand immediately found itself in his wet hair and he pulled me hard against his body. I moaned against his tantalizing lips, which only seemed to arouse both of us further.

His lips traveled from my mouth to my jaw and finally my neck where he managed to find that one spot that made my knees turn into jello. As I collapsed against him, he held me steady in his strong arms.

“Jasper,” I whispered as he continued his assault on my tender flesh.

“Mmmm,” he answered.

“M-maybe we should get out of here.”

Oh my god! I can’t believe I’m doing this!

“Are you sure?” he asked, while pulling back and looking into my eyes.

He looks so concerned… almost as if he really cares.

I smiled shyly and nodded my head.

“Where do you want to go; my place or yours?”

“Definitely yours. I live with my sister and I don’t need her embarrassing prodding.”

“My place it is,” he said with a heart-stopping smile.

He grabbed my hand in his and we practically ran to the subway station. Once we’d caught our train, I pulled out my cell phone and sent a quick text to Alice.

Al - being adventurous and hanging out with a cowboy. Don’t wait up. Edward

Not 30 seconds later, I received a response.

Be careful and I want all the details tomorrow! :) Al

Placing the phone back in my pocket, I looked over at Jasper and admired him unabashedly. We both managed to put our shirts back on, but they were still pretty damp from our lovely shower adventure at the club. However, I could still see every muscle and sinew of beautiful tanned skin on display. I was shameless with my staring, but figured if I’d made it this far, going home with a virtual stranger, I might as well continue this confidence streak.

He shifted his gaze towards me for a moment and looked at me. I mean, really looked at me; like he was studying my soul. Once again I was hypnotized by his gaze and the world seemed to stop. My head spun and I felt the delicious sensation of dizziness. I felt high. It had been a while since my last drink, so I couldn’t attribute those feelings to alcohol. This high was all Jasper!

After arriving at our stop and walking about three blocks, my hand still firmly planted in Jasper’s, we arrived at his apartment building. We walked up the stairs and just as we were about to walk through the main door, Jasper pushed me up against the side of the building and kissed me like I’d never been kissed before. I was completely enveloped by his arms, scent and body. Lining us up perfectly so that my dick rubbed against his, he moaned from deep within his chest, which only propelled me to growl and kiss him in earnest. I don’t think I’d ever enjoyed the feeling of someone else’s tongue in my mouth so much. All thought started to drift away as I pushed, pulled and rubbed against Jasper.

He pulled away and looked like it pained him to do so.

“We’d better move this inside, Edward. I wouldn’t want to offend any of my good neighbors.”

“Okay,” I replied with a shaky voice.

After the short ride in the elevator, we finally made it to Jasper’s front door. I was practically bouncing with anticipation because I couldn’t wait to put my hands and mouth all over his body. He unlocked the door and roughly pulled me into his space.

Kicking the door closed and throwing his keys on a nearby table, he began ripping my clothes off. It was frantic, animalist, and fucking incredible!

I ripped his tank over his head and reached for the button of his jeans as our lips met once again for an obscenely passionate kiss.

“God, I fucking want you so much, Edward,” Jasper mumbled against my lips.

I reached up and pushed my hands into his hair, anchoring his head against mine.

Walking us backwards, he stumbled into his bedroom and fell on the bed.

Jasper’s hands and mouth were everywhere. Sounds I didn’t even know I could make fell from my lips. I’d never felt so free and wanton. He was bringing out a whole new side to shy, reserved Edward Cullen and I welcomed it whole-heartedly!

All that was left to shed of our clothes was our underwear and without further thought, I pulled mine off and kicked them onto the floor. Jasper followed suit as his eyes hungrily roamed over my body in the moonlight. I licked my lips taking in every inch of Jasper’s body. Saliva pooled in my mouth and I couldn’t wait to taste him.

Jasper must have been thinking the same thing. Before I could register what was happening, he grabbed a hold of my dick and started stroking languidly. I threw my head back onto the bed allowing the feelings to overwhelm and overtake me.

“You are so beautiful, Edward. I want to taste you. May I?”

I somehow managed to respond, my voice hoarse with need. “Yes. Please… God, yes!”

He wasted no time, kissing his way down my stomach. Placing a few soft kisses on my inner thighs, he finally arrived at his destination. Kissing the head, he used his tongue to tantalizingly lick the extra sensitive skin.

“Ungh.”

Taking the head into his mouth, he sucked and flicked his tongue on the underside, causing me to buck my hips in response.

“Please, Jasper. More.”

Slowly, he took my entire dick into his mouth and began bobbing his head and up and down. My hands found their way into his hair once again and I gently rubbed his scalp as he continued to lavish attention on my cock.

“Fuck, yes,” I screamed.

I’d received head before, but nothing compared to this. It was like his mouth was made just for me. He continued to suck, taking me deep into his throat and moaning around me. One of my hands fell to the bed where I twisted the sheets violently.

He’s going to be the death of me.

The desire to taste Jasper overwhelmed my senses, cutting through the immense pleasure I was feeling. I gently pulled at his chin and asked him to look at me.

He looked at me, worried and confused, and I immediately wanted to take all that doubt away.

“I want to taste you too, Jasper,” I said.

He nodded his head.

“Stay right where you are and lay on your back,” I said.

Smiling, he followed my directions.

Straddling my legs over his head, I kissed his lower stomach before licking his shaft from the head to the base.

“Shit,” he exclaimed before taking me into his mouth once again.

Filling my mouth with his glorious cock, I sucked in earnest. I wanted to make him feel as good as he’d made, and was still making, me feel. Moving at a faster pace up and down his cock, my saliva slickened it, creating the most erotic sounds. Jasper removed my dick from his mouth and said, “Fuck my mouth.”

Shit, you don’t have to tell me twice!

I slowly started thrusting my hips to allow him time to adjust before I started moving faster and faster while chasing my release. I was at the precipice, but I wanted him to come with me, jumping hand in hand over the cliff of pleasure.

Sucking on the head of his cock, I added my hand and moved it and a maddening pace up and down….up and down.

“Oh God! Edward, I’m going to come!”

Jasper exploded in my mouth with a loud guttural moan as I tried my hardest to catch every drop and swallow it down. A little of it dribbled out of the corner of my mouth, but I couldn’t care less. He lay perfectly still for a few moments before taking my dick into his mouth once again.

“Yes,” I hissed.

He caressed my balls before lightly pressing on the tender skin behind them. That’s all it took.

“Fuck, Jasper! UGHHHHHH!”

The world exploded in a rainbow of colors and sparks of light as I shook for what seemed like hours. When I finally regained some semblance of consciousness, I moved to my side and laid my head on Jasper’s thigh.

Jasper slowly sat up and told me stay still.

“I’ll be right back,” he whispered before gently kissing my forehead.

I know I probably smiled like a dork at him, but I wasn’t embarrassed. I’d just had probably the best orgasm of my life and didn’t think anything could bring me down at that point. Jasper went into the bathroom for a minute and then I saw him go out into what I assumed was his kitchen. I heard him going through his cabinets, so I took the opportunity to turn on the light and look at my surroundings.

I was taken back when I noticed that one of his walls was a floor to ceiling window and another was a huge bookcase filled to the brim with books. I stood up, walked over and skimmed through the titles. Many of them were art-related texts, but there were also novels and biographies mixed in.

Looking to the left of the bookcase directly over his desk I noticed Jasper’s degree. Looking closer, I gasped.

Columbia University

In recognition of the successful completion of the
requisite course of study and on nomination of the Faculty of the
Graduate School
by virtue of authority granted by the charter of the State of New York
hereby confers upon
Jasper Alexander Whitlock
the degree of

Doctor of Philosophy

with all the honors rights and privileges thereunto appertaining.

Just then I heard Jasper enter the room.

“Edward, I only have beer and soda in the fridge, so I brought…”

I turned around and looked at him and, once again, he took my breath away. There in front of me, he stood stark naked in pair of black-rimmed glasses.

That orgasm surely killed me because I’ve definitely died and gone to heaven.

“So you saw my degree, huh,” he said, a deep blush coloring his cheeks.

My heart swelled and I smiled at him warmly.

“I sure did, Dr. Whitlock.”

“I don’t usually like to broadcast that to people I’ve just met,” he said quietly.

This was a completely different side to the confident, almost cocky Jasper I’d met at the club. That guy had no problem removing his shirt and writhing around on the dance floor, but this one became shy at the fact that I knew he was a Ph.D.

I walked up to him and cupped his cheek in my hand.

“No need to be embarrassed, Jasper,” I whispered. “I think it’s awesome! Maybe I can be like you when I grow up,” I said with a chuckle.

He wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me close.

“No, stay just the way you are. You’re already perfect.”

It was now my turn to blush.

I laughed to myself as Jasper looked up, questioning me with his eyes.

“All this time I thought I was a geek. Looks like I found a geek of my very own…who makes a fucking incredible cowboy!”

He smiled brightly and brought me closer to kiss me.

“I’m yours if you want me, Darlin’.”

“I don’t know about you, Jasper, but I know I’m not going anywhere!”

Thank you Al and Riley!

Happy Birthday from JasperLuver48

Tiff,

You are one of the best friends I've ever had and I just wanted to do something for you to show you how much I love you and how awesome you are! I hope you have the best birthday ever! You rock so hard!
There is more to come from me but with me failing at life and all, I haven't finished it yet! Better late than never right? I love you so fucking much and can't express to you just how much you mean to me and how having you in my life has helped me so much. You have a heart of gold and are the fiercest and most loyal friend I could have asked for and I know you have my back at all times, just like I hope you know I have yours! Hope a little bit of Jackson makes up for the lateness of your gift! Have the absolute best day ever, you deserve so much more than I can give you but I hope this blog brings you a little piece of happiness! <3

Love,
Melly

Happy Birthday from roon0!

The Nub of Love.  by roon0

Written by a first time amateur newbie in honour of one of her all time favourite authors. 

Pairing:- Jasper and Bella – in the event of publication these names will be changed to Crispin and Ethal.

Rated M for all sorts of reasons.

Disclaimer:  Please note I do not own Twilight or Jasper’s big cock, mores’ the pity, nor Bella’s dripping vag but then again, you can keep that.  Any similarity between persons living or dead is purely accidental, so there!

A/N Please be warned, since the author is English, all spellings and saying will be given in the right and proper English way. A glossary has been provided. All errors and typos, including poor writing skills and bad comma placement, is always the fault of someone else.  Don’t whine to me, it’s too late now anyway.  Mwah x 1000.

Glossary:

Arse	= Ass
Batty as a fruit cake	= Mad
Bum	= Butt
Bumsex	= Anal sex
Chat	= Talk
Colour	= Color
Knickers	= Panties
Rubbing one out	= Masturbating
Rank	= Horrid
Slappers	= Ho’s
Spunk	= Cum
Trousers	= Pants

With the coming of the New Moon, the Cullen’s up and left Forks, abandoning Bella, in a totally heartless way. By doing this, they broke the heart and mind of the poor whimpering and whining simpleton into a thousand and one pieces.  Bad Cullen’s, bad naughty vampires, boo. Only one member of the coven, oops family, could not stay away.  Can you guess who? Yes, that is right; it was that all American vamp, Jasper Hale, aka Cullen, aka Whitlock. 

Who the hell cared what his actual name was anyway, when he had such a very fine big and purple cock?  All Jasper knew was that he kept thinking about the virginal Bella and would fantasize how he would rid her of the burden of her virginity. He would become very excited with the thought of his big purple cock thrusting into her tight dripping channel.  

He could imagine plunging his big fat cock, with its huge purple head into her over and over again, until all she could do was whimper and forget about the whining. He would use his fingers to rub her sensitive nub until she screamed his name. Then he would bite her, drink from her and then turn her into a sparkling vampire. It was at this point his spunk would erupt out from between his fingers with great force, flying up into the air for a good eight feet or so. He would admire his ejaculate and the way it sparkled in the moonlight.  He was so impressed with his own spunk that could not help but reflect that for sheer volume and reach it could put the fountains of Rome to shame. It was true; he is a very impressive squirter, even for a vampire. 

On this particular night, Jasper got up from the rock he had been jerking off from. Masturbating while fantasying about Bella’s dripping vag had become an hourly, if not thrice hourly, pastime for Jasper Hale. He pulled on his trousers, admiring how the deep blue colour of the material, which help frame his tight pert arse. “That’s it” he said to himself, “I need the real thing now, Mrs Palm and her five daughters have been great but I need to be in Bella’s dripping vag.  I have waited long enough and enough is enough!”  With that thought in mind Jasper, ran at vampire speed towards Bella and Charlie’s embarrassingly modest house. 

He was not a wussy type of vampire and needed no tree, so without effort Jasper jumped up to Bella’s window and opened it wider. That girl always left the window open.  Did the silly girl not notice that it was always cold and wet in Forks?  Once in Jasper, immediately noticed Bella was not there, he was not a super being for nothing you know. He could hear Charlie snoring, come on, who could not hear Charlie snoring, the noise shook the foundations of the damn house.  He opened his senses and immediately recoiled; it looked like Charlie was having a wet dream.  Yuck, nasty! 

Jasper flicked his honey golden locks and sat on the bed which immediately collapsed. He sometimes forgot that he carried some considerable weight due to being so stone like.  This meant that vampires could not sit on normal human furniture or drive normal human cars, as the weight of their stone arses would fuck the suspension and cause the tires to burst.  If they wanted a vehicle they had to buy or steal armored tanks.  It was the only thing that could handle the weight of their heavy stone arses.  Being made of stone was not easy, no it was not, even walking or running was a problem for the vampire, as their feet would leave deep impressions on whatever they walked on.  So much for keeping their existence a secret especially, when any fool and his mother could just follow our trails!  It was for this reason most vampires stuck to forests, deserts or frozen wastelands, where do you think all those legends of Bigfoot and the like came from, huh?  Jasper flicked his hair and tried to pull his thoughts away from the injustice of being a walking boulder.

Trying to think of something else naturally lead him to thinking about his throbbing member which started to pulsate even more! The damn thing was jumping about so much it looked like he had a ferret stuck down his trousers.  He was so worked up that he thought about rubbing one out while he was on Bella’s bed but then decided he could wait a little while longer for the real thing. 

Using his highly developed senses he sniffed out Bella’s scent trail.  God she smells like a basket of fruit and a whole field of wild flowers. He just couldn’t wait to give her a good ploughing.  Flicking back his hair again he stood up and checked out his reflection in the mirror.  Jasper was not an overly vain All American Vampire but could not help admiring his own perfection.  Blowing a kiss at himself in the mirror he made for the door.  He followed that trail of sweet smelling fruit and flowers that made up Bella’s unique scent; it was just like sex in a basket. 

Readjusting his throbbing cock he walked down the stairs.  As he went he noticed and admired all the framed pictures of Bella when she was a small cutie.  Passing the kitchen he could not help notice this hideous yellow of the kitchen units. He thought to himself, ‘That colour is just rank.’

Once safely out of the front door which he had closed carefully so not to wake Charlie up from his nasty arsed dreams.  Jasper sniffed the air and ground, in much the same way a hound dog might.  Very quickly he picked up the trail of wild flowers and plump ripe fruit which told of the lusciously ripe Bella walking this way into the forest, at the end of Charlie’s small arsed garden about thirty minutes or so ago. 

Jasper pondered the reasons why Bella would have walked into the forest by herself in the dead of night.  His huge vampire brain could come up with no logical explanation, he now felt it was imperative he find her and fast. Flicking his honey golden locks into place one more time, he really needed to get that shit cut, Jasper determinedly followed Bella’s fragrant trail. Twenty minutes later Jasper was becoming more and more concerned when suddenly he could made out sounds coming from a small clearing ahead. He stopped to listen; he could hardly believe his ears, it was the sound of women blabbering away in some foreign tongue.  It was like nothing he had ever heard before and he had heard and seen much in his long and colourful life.  Listening more intently he realised it sounded like chanting.  These women were chanting in the middle of the forest, in the middle of the night, how strange was that? Jasper thought, patting his hair into shape.

Creeping ever closer and utilizing the ninja like vampire skills he possessed, Jasper spied a group of women holding hands and circling a large flat stone while chanting. ‘What the fuck?’ he said to himself.   Not wanting to be seen, he decided that he needed a better view. Flicking his honey hued curls, he chose the tallest tree closest to the group of women. 

Once settled on a thick branch, he prayed that his frigging stone weight would not cause the branch to break.  Looking down he observed the women more closely and saw that there was one woman quietly lying down on the flat stone. He could not see her face as she as covered by a thick veil.  It was so thick even his astonishing eyesight could not penetrate its layers no matter how hard he tried.  He took another look at the chanting women. 

He realised that he recognised some of them. There were the two faced slappers, Lauren and Jessica from Forks High School.  He was surprised to see both Mrs Cope and Mrs Newton forming part of the circle.  One young woman he recognised as that actress from that teenage vampire film that had been all the rage a while back.  He couldn’t remember exactly what it was called because that shit did not appeal to him but the title had something to do with dim lights or sun sets or some such thing.

Leaning further forward to get a better look, he heard an almighty crack. Too late Jasper realised the bloody stupid branch had given up trying to support his stone arse and was free falling to the ground with him still attached.  Luckily being a vampire the fall did not hurt him, well apart from the dent to his manly dignity.  The effect on the women chanting was immediate and dramatic; they stopped chanting and turned towards the source of the noise and spotted Jasper, there was nothing slow about these bitches. 

One look at him and the women started drooling and making come-hither gestures at him.  That actress person started moving towards him while running her hands up and down her body in a very suggestive manner.  Jasper being a smart empathic vampire immediately understood that she wanted him and not just for a pleasant chat.  He took a closer look at her and realised that she did look a lot like Bella. This caused his big purple cock to also take note.  He tried to shhhh his cock but all it would do was chant at him, 'If you cannot love the one you want, love the one you’re with.' Jasper tried to ignore it and concentrate on the scene before him.   He could feel the lust for him pouring off these women as they started to advance. 

Now Jasper Hale/Cullen/Whitlock was vastly experienced when it came to sexing woman and if the truth be told a fair few men as well but having thirteen sex hungry women descend on him, caused his cock to shrink in pure panic.  ‘Come on Jasper’ he thought to himself, ‘you are a sexy arsed gorgeous vampire, thirteen sex hungry women should be so very easy for you to handle.’ 

It was while Jasper was contemplating how to handle the situation that the actress woman, who looked like Bella spoke.  “Hey good looking fellow, you are just in time.  We are a coven of modern witches looking for a little fun.”

“Huh?”  Said Jasper, sometimes he was a little slow with a comeback, despite being a red hot sexy all American vampire. 

“We were going to have a little fun with the virgin on the rock but now your here, she can wait.”  The witch purred at him. 

“Ex.. excuse m.. me?” Jasper stammered out.  All that lust being directed at him was interfering with his thinking processes.

“My name is Kirsty McStewardson and I am the leader of this coven.” The actress said.  Jasper, being a well brought up southern gentleman in his human life, inclined his head and drawled “My name is Jasper Hale-Cullen-Whitlock, it’s a pleasure ma’am to make your acquaintance.”   Upon hearing his southern drawl the witches gave a collective sigh. 

Jasper could smell their arousal in the air.  It was so potent it nearly knocked him flat on his arse. They must have completely soaked their knickers with cooch juice, soon that shit would start dripping down their legs and forming pools on the ground. Yuk!  Even as Jasper thought ‘yuk,’ he could feel his cock twitching about in his trousers like a live wire.  'Think of Bella, think of Bella.' He chanted to himself but it was a losing battle.   Jasper knew that months of being celibate and then being confronted by thirteen horny witch women was just too must for him to resist.  Offering silent apologies to the absent Bella, he started throwing lust back at the witches.

Next thing Jasper knew, he was standing before a group of sex starved witch women without a stitch of clothing on.  Somehow they had magic his clothes off.   The moonlight (for it was a night of a full moon) caused his skin to softly glow.  The lust being thrown at him was causing his cock to spring back into life in all its purple glory. Now you may be wondering why his fully aroused cock turned purple while the rest of him was the colour of sun dried whale bone but the truth is no one really knew why. 

Carlisle, father figure of the coven - oops family - thought that it might be because Jasper was a kind of mutant vampire, it was as good a theory as anything else.  Precum started to gather at his tip as the lustful witches slowly started to surround him. Suddenly three witches literally flew at him. Jasper’s natural instincts called for him to defend himself against attack.  He crouched and as these witches fell upon him he started breaking limbs, pulling off arms and legs.  As he fought off these tough old witches, he sent them doses of pain and fear.  He didn’t really have to do this as they had started to feel those emotions the minute he started removing their limbs.  Once he had defeated the three witches and removed their heads for good measure.  He prepared himself for further battle. 

“Please stand down Jasper; you have actually done me and my coven a great service.  These old hags, Eveline, Nadine & Sam” Kirsty McStewardson, pointed to the limbless and headless torsos of the fallen witches “were a right pain in the arse.  I for one am grateful to you for ridding me of the burden of getting rid of their nasty arses myself; they were truly horrible, even for witches.”  Kirsty shook her head at the headless, limbless corpses in disgust.  “Since you have done me just a favour I will grant you a wish.  No I am not a fairy Godmother but I can weave spells.  How do you think I get so much work?” She grinned at him.  Jasper was beginning to like this witch, she had style.

Jasper thought about what he truly wanted.  What he truly wanted was Bella and Bella vag dripping for him.  He licked his lips at the thought forgetting he had the blood of those hags all over him.  “Thank God I did not eat them; the blood tastes like over cooked chicken - stringy and tough!” 

Looking intently at the head witch Kristy and testing her emotions for deception, he said “There is only one thing I truly want and that is Bella Swan.  I was following her trail into the woods when I came across you witches. I need to go find her.  Can I have my clothes back?”  The head witched looked him up and down carefully, paying particular attention to his cock. “It’s a shame to cover that up, are you sure you don’t fancy a little fun with the coven?  We would take care of you and your magnificent ding dong.”  Jasper having got a handle on his lust shook his head, “No thank you ma’am, this cock and any ministrations belongs to my Bella and my Bella only.” He felt so virtuously proud of himself his chest puffed up a little; it made a change from it being his cock that got puffed up. 

Kirsty and the rest of the coven look very disappointed, they had all been geared up for a night of hot sexing.  “If you are sure that is what you want.  Your Bella is closer than you think. She is on that rock, totally unharmed but under a witch’s trance.  We were going to have a little fun with the dripping virgin but she whined and cried so much we had to knock her out.”   

Jasper did not like that they had knocked out his love and hissed his annoyance.  “Calm down vampire, as I said we did not harm her.”  Kirsty reassured him “I will release her from her trance and she will be all yours. Although why you would choose a whining, crying, wimp over any of us is a mystery to me but as they say love is blind.”  With these words she waved her hands about and muttered something which sounded like “Alacbame.” 

As soon as the word left her mouth Jasper could hear whimpering and crying coming from the figure lying on the stone. He was so happy his love was awake; he was going to get some at last! 

The coven of witches turned to collect their broomsticks which they had parked by large tree. “Kirsty,” Jasper called out, “Can you clean me up and return my clothes please, I don’t want to frighten my Bella!” Kirsty turned and looked at him “Sure thing Jasper, I am still grateful that you rid me of Eveline, Nadine & Sam.”   She waved her hands about and muttered something that sounded like “Didgeridoo.”  This time Jasper felt the magic working.  It was as if a thousand tongues had licked him clean and a thousand hands had gently dressed him.  Jasper was awfully turned on by these ministrations.  Kirsty smirked at him, “Those sensations you have just experienced, are exactly what you have given up tonight. We would have made you feel so, so very good.  Maybe next time?” 

Jasper smirked back, “Maybe. Before you go can you do something about this mess?” he pointed to the bodies and their detached parts.  Kirsty arched a brow “Your pushing your luck now Jasper.” nonetheless, with a wave of her hands and the muttered word “Alkaseltza.” A large deep hole appeared and the dead hags and their bits and pieces jumped into the hole.  Next thing Jasper saw was three broomsticks sweeping up the bloodied mud and depositing it into the hole and then jump in to it themselves.  

As he watched the hole filled up with earth and patted flat by invisible hands, leaves and small twigs were scattered over the area.  Jasper had to admit he was most impressed. It looked as the ground had never been disturbed. He looked at Kirsty in awe.  “Yes Jasper I am that powerful.  Soon no one will be able to resist me and that is why I chose to be an actress.  Soon the spell I cast over my co-star Bob Peterson, will work. He is the man I really want and he will be mine!  I will then be able to take over the acting world, with him by my side no acting role will be denied me.”  Cackling as she turned she jumped on to her broomstick and flew off into the night sky, her remaining coven following shortly afterwards. 

Jasper stood staring at the night sky watching the laughing witch coven fly off towards the west, for a moment or two he almost felt sorry for this Bob person.   He heard sobs and whimpering coming from the direction of the rock.  'Oh shit' he thought, he had momentarily forgotten about Bella, so intent he had been on watching the crazy witches fly off. “I’m coming my darlin!” Jasper grinned internally at this, as he had every intention of doing just that and soon. He was an all American male vampire after all. 

He rushed over to the rock and gently lifted the thick veil covering Bella.  Suddenly he was confronted by her gigantic red rimed chocolate coloured doe eyes.  Those doe eyes of hers reminded him that he was feeling a little peckish.  Jasper shook his head, 'Bella’s not for food, Bella’s for fucking.' He internally chanted.  “Hush my darlin, I’m here now” he cooed at her.  Taking a good look at her he noticed that she actually looked like shit.  Her eyes were red and her face blotchy from all that crying and whining. Snot was dripping from her nose. If he had not been so horny Jasper would have found her a complete turn off and it was he decided that she needed fixing before he would “do” her.

He picked up a corner of the veil and gently wiped her eyes and then held it to her nose, “blow darlin.”  Jasper’s cock twitched at the mere thought of being blown by Bella. “There, there darlin, you are safe now.” He crooned. 

“Oh Jasper I was so frightened, those woman were so scary.” Bella cried big fat tears gathering in her huge chocolate coloured doe eyes.

Jasper leaned forward and licked the tears right off her face, she tasted divine.  Bella looked at him in slight shock, “Jasper what are you doing?” She said in a shocked whiny little voice.  Fortunately for Bella, Jasper was so intent in getting some well earned lovin he was able to blot out most of the whining. 

“I am here to make you feel better darling.” 

“But, Jasper what are you doing here? You left with the others when they tossed me aside like an old shoe.” 

“No, no Bella, I never left, if you must know, I adore you and all I want is a chance to love you.”

“Oh Jasper” she cried flinging herself into his arms “What about Alice?” 

“Alice and I are no longer together she met her true mate Shomoy, he’s an Egyptian shoe designer.  She is very happy and now I want to be happy and that can only happen by being with you.”  He whispered into her shell like ear. 'And in you.' He thought to himself. He stroked her hair admiring how the chocolate coloured waves cascaded down her back.

The moonlight brought out the shades of red hidden in her cascading waves. 'How lovely it would look wrapped around my fist as I take her doggy style.' Jasper thought.   He pulled back from her and looked at her face to check there was no more snot.  Once he was satisfied he brought his lips to hers in a gentle kiss that soon turned searing.  Bella struggled to break the kiss as she couldn’t breathe.  Jasper belatedly realised this and released her. “Sorry Bella I was overcome by your beauty.” 

“That’s alright Jasper.” Bella panted “I enjoyed the kiss.  Edward never kissed me like that but I am only human and need to breath.” The tears started pouring out of those doe eyes yet again at the thought of only being human. “Darlin no need to cry, you cannot help being human. I don’t hold it against you.  Although, there is something else I would like to hold against you.” 

“Oh Jasper you are so naughty.” Bella giggled hitting his arm, causing a bruise to form on her hand but at least she quit with the crying.

Jasper took immediate advantage by kissing her again and sliding his hand into her tank top and grabbing hold of her breast.  “Oh Bella you are so beautiful, can I lavish you with my ministrations?” 

“Jasper, Jasper, I will die if you don’t sex me up right now but I should warn you I am a virgin, Eddy was never interest in sex.”

“Bella I don’t want to talk about Eddy now but you should know he suffers from some powerful phobias.”

“What do you mean, Jasper?” 

“Ed suffers from a number of phobias like parthenophobia which is a fear of girls and virgins in particular. He had hoped that by being with you he could learn to overcome his fear but it didn’t work.  He also suffered from eurotophobia which is the fear of pussies, sorry vaginas and lastly and understandably, medomalacuphobia which is the fear of losing an erection.  These are the reasons he never let you have your way with him, no matter how hard you tried.” 

“Poor Eddy. Thank you so much for telling me Jasper, It explains a lot.  Now I think about it, I am glad the freak left me.” She thought for a moment, “You’re not scared of lady parts are you Jasper?” 

“Wwwwhat!” Jasper sputtered, outraged at such a suggestion. 

“Well I mean you won’t push me away or run away if I ever wanted showed you my hoohah?” 

“No I will not! And I can prove it to you right now if you will let me.”

“Oh Jasper, I thought you would never offer.” Bella started blushing furiously.

Jasper took her in his arms and kissed her passionately, placing his cold tongue into her hot little mouth.  Very soon Jasper could smell the beautiful scent of her arousal wafting in the wind, causing his cock stir.   He noticed that she squeezed and rubbed her thighs together trying to get some friction.  'Soon I’ll give her all the friction she can use.' He thought to himself.  He trailed kisses down her neck and across her throat.  Only for a second or two did he think of biting down but he wanted her more than he wanted her blood so he resisted.   He could hear her thighs rubbing together frantically.  'Anymore of that' he thought, ' and she will catch alight.' 

Slipping an arm around her he pulled her tank top down and exposed her breasts. He suckled one rosy tipped nipple while rubbing and pulling on the other with his free hand.  She writhed and whimpered under his ministrations.  Jasper was fast reaching the point of no return.  “Bella are you sure about this because very soon I will not be able to stop.” 

“Jasper I want you and I want you now!” She cried.

“Fair enough Bella, let’s get undressed.”  Without another word, Jasper stripped while Bella just sat there ogling his massive hardened length.  “Come on darlin, you are wearing too many clothes.  Here let me help you.”  In a blink of an eye Bella found herself naked as the day she was born. Jasper wrapped her in his arms and kissed her while trailing his hands down her body.  She shivered with cold and desire.

Jasper slipped his hand between her legs and felt her juices coating her inner thighs; she was so wet a small puddle had formed underneath her. He slipped a finger into her wet and hot centre, quickly adding another finger.  With his thumb he stroked her nub gently building up the rhythm. He could hear her whimpering at the ministrations he was lavishing on her.  Bella’s little nubbin became swollen and extended.  Cooch juices were oozing out of her, soaking her thighs and his hand. Jasper removed his fingers and latched his mouth to her dripping vag, drinking in her juices.  He then turned his attention onto her nub sucking on it hard.  He had heard that it was all the rage so he bite into her nubbin with some force, nearly biting the damn thing off. 

She screamed hard as she gushed all over him.  Jasper was conflicted, on the one hand, he was as proud as an all American vampire could be that he was the cause of this expulsion of feminine cum, on the other he was repulsed.  That shit was nasty and had messed up his hair.  Nevertheless, he held onto her as she came down from her high.  “Are you alright darlin?” 

“Wow, Jasper that was just wow.” 

“Did you like that darlin, it was just the beginning.” 

“Jasper would you mind.....” she trailed off.

“Darling you were saying, you must know you can tell me anything?”  Bella turned the colour of a ripe tomato “JJJJasper can I taste you now?” she whispered burying her face in his manly vampire chest.  “Bella look at me.” He lifted her chin up so he could look into her eyes. “Do you want to suck on my cock because if you do, I have to tell you that would be fine by me!”

“Really Jasper you are not saying that to be kind?”  “Hell no, here let me show you I mean it”

Jasper gently grabbed the back of Bella’s head and guided it to his cock.  Her little pink tongue poked out between her lips and she licked the precum from his tip. Jasper moaned his pleasure.  Hearing him, Bella become bolder, taking the head of his engorged cock into her mouth and sucking with all her might.  She used her hands to play with his marble hard balls and bobbed her head up and down on his cock, taking in has much of his length as she could without choking herself. 

After what seemed an extremely long time, Bella’s tongue and jaw started to tire and she had enough of sucking his cock. She released his cock from her mouth with a plop and tried to work the knots out of her jaw.  Using her hands she tried to get Jasper to cum but the bastard was holding out on her.  Since it was her first time and all, she started to think she has done something wrong and burst into tears.  Jasper noticed something was wrong at that point. Previously he had been singing Russian love songs in his head backwards, anything to prolong his enjoyment.  Being a male he had failed to notice Bella was no longer enjoying herself.  “Bella, Bella what is the matter?” 

“I have been trying for hours to get you to cum and you haven’t.  I am sorry I am so rubbish at this but it is my first time and all.” 

“No Bella I was enjoying it so much I didn’t want to cum. I keep forgetting you’re only human.” As soon as Bella heard that her sobs increased and her wails of anguish could be heard for miles.  “I am sorry Bella I didn’t mean it the way it sounded.” 

Jasper was not a complete idiot and knew that if he stood any chance of getting some tonight he better fix this and now.  So without further ado he took her in his arms and kissed her lips gently and trailing his tongue along her jaw line.  One hand caressed her breasts while the other slipped between her thighs where he started to stroke her heat again, making rubbing passes at her nubbin.  Soon she stopped her crying and went back to wiggling about and moaning.  “Jasper, I need something more.” 

“What more do you need Bella?” 

“I don’t know Jasper but my hoohah is feeling empty.”

“Its hungry darlin and needs feeding and I have just the food it wants.” He could see she was ready, what with being alight with desire and anticipation and all; his big purple cock gave an approving twitch, without further ado Jasper lined himself up with her entrance.  As slowly and gently as an over keen sex obsessed vampire could, he eased into her.  Thank goodness her vag had started dripping again but he was not concerned because even if she had been as dry as the desert, a drop of his precum would have lubed her up nicely.  As he slipped into her he moaned at the sensation she was so warm, wet and tight, he had been day dreaming of this moment for months. Once he hit her barrier he paused. “Darlin, this is going to hurt but then it will be pure pleasure, I promise you.”  With that Jasper sent her a bucketful of lust and thrust into her. Bella cried out from the pain, those every ready tears falling from her eyes.

Jasper started to thrust in and out of her now with some force, being careful not to break her though.  He could feel her writhing underneath him, enjoying his ministrations, this woman just loved ministrations.  Bella was like a wanton, all full of fire and desire; she mewled and let forth exclamations of ecstasy, she just could not get enough. They were moaning, writhing and thrusting; both their thoughts were clouded with lust. Bella broke out into a sweat which nearly caused Jasper to slip off her, being marble like and all.  Jasper brought his hand to Bella’s nub and started to pinch and rub the sensitive flesh, suddenly she started to shudder and Jasper could feel her walls contract around him. This trigged his orgasm and he poured himself into her for a good five minutes.  By the time he withdrew from her, his cum was freely flowing down her legs, forming puddles on the rock. 

They lay side by side as Jasper brushed the hair from her sweat soaked face and held her tenderly in his arms. “Are you alright my darling?  I didn’t hurt you did I?” 

“No Jasper that was the most wonderful experience of my life.  Can we do it again?” 

“Bella I want to try something different with you because I love you so much and want to have every part of you. Do you trust me?” 

“Of course I do Jizzy” 

“Jizzy?”

“That is my new name for you Jasper as you’re so full of jiz.” 

“Hmm OK but please only call me that when we are completely alone and naked.”

“OK if that is what you want, my darling Jizzy”

“Yeah, yeah it is!”

“What do you want to do next?  Although being only human I am a little tired now.” 

“Bella don’t ever call yourself only human ever again, to me you are much, much more.” 

“Oh Jasper, I love you so much. I will do anything you want.” 

“Good because I am now going to have bumsex with you,” he whispered seductively in her ear. “It might be a bit painful at first but try and relax as my precum is more than enough to lube you up.” Jasper flipped her over on her hands and knees, using his huge purple cock to stroke her from nub to her tight puckered hole, thereby spreading their joint juices around.  He pressed his cock to her rosebud hole and easily entered her.  He thought to himself, ‘Thank fuck for precum it lubes up everything.’  She was so tight and hot that he could hardly contain himself.  Wrapping her cascading waves of hair around his fist he placed his other hand on her hip. Using his hands to guide her in a push and pull rhythm, he set up a fast pace.   He just loved watching his cock piston in and out of her little hole. On the verge of cumming Jasper cried out  “YEE-HAW, come on you little slut, give it up for papa!” and he slapped her arse a few times.  She screamed and moaned as he eventually came in her arse. He remembered not to collapse onto her, Jasper held onto her as he came down from his high.  “Are you alright darlin?”

“Well, now you come to mention it Jasper, my arse hurts something horrible.” 

“Don’t worry about it my darlin, after we have done this a few times you won’t feel a thing.” He comforted her.   After cuddling and kissing for a while Jasper decided it was time to go. “Come Bella, it’s nearly dawn and we need to get you back to Charlie’s.”

“Do I need to go back; can I not stay with you?” 

“No my darling, not at the moment. You cannot leave Charlie not knowing what has happened to you.  Once we find a convincing reason for you to leave him, we will be together forever.”  Bella was so happy at hearing that she promptly burst into tears. “Darlin, enough of the tears, there is nothing to cry about, we will be together forever as we are true soul mates.” Upon hearing his Bella sobbed harder.  “Come on darlin, let’s get dressed and lets go.”

-XX-

A month later

Bella was sitting in the deserted Cullen house with Jasper; she was eating ice-cream and licking at lumps of coal.  Jasper looked at her oddly. “Darlin, I do not know much about human food but that just looks wrong.” Bella burst into tears.  These days any and everything caused her to cry. Jasper was very nearly at the end of his tether.  Pushing fuck loads of calm at her he took her in his arms and used one of the tissues he now always carried around with him to wipe her eyes and blow her nose. “Darlin, soon we will be leaving Forks to start our new life together with my brother Peter and his wife Charlotte. Charlie believes you have a scholarship to a college, in New Delhi, India, so you don’t have to worry about him or Renee. You can call and email them whenever you want. So why are you crying?” 

“I don’t know Jasper I just feel so weird and when we are not having great sex, I just want to eat strange shit, sleep and pee.”  Jasper looked at his love with concern.  He lay across the couch and placed his head on her lap.  Suddenly he jumped up pulling Bella up with him.  “What’s wrong Jasper?  You are scaring me.”  “Shhh darlin.” He said as he laid his ear against her rounded tummy. She had been putting on a bit of weight recently.  Jasper didn’t mind too much because he knew his venom would burn any fat off her soon enough. He listened intently and then looked at her in awe.  “Darlin, we have going to be parents.” 

“WHAT” Bella screamed.

“We are going to be parents.  I hear two little heartbeats in your tummy darlin.  We are having twins.”  At that news Bella fainted.  Jasper caught her and tenderly laid her on the couch.  'I’m going to be a daddy he thought happily to himself.  I need to speak to Carlisle.'

-XX-

Two months later.

“You know what Jizzy, we will call our babies Beljar for the girl and Jarbel for the boy.” And without further delay burst into tears of happiness.  Jasper looked as his girl as if she were mad but knew better than to argue with her. “OK darlin, if that is what you want.” 

“It is Jasper it’s a combination of both our names. By calling our babies by our joint names we are showing the world our love for our children and family.”  Jasper wasn’t convinced but did not want to argue with her as she was due to give birth any minute.  They had moved into a large ranch in the middle of nowhere Texas with Peter and Charlotte.  Bella had loved them straight away. It took them a little longer to get used to her and her crying ways but there they were now just one big happy family expecting the new arrivals anytime now.  Everyone had helped set up the nursery.  Peter and Charlotte had been busy researching all about half bred vampires and their birth.  They had found out a whole stack of information on the internet, so they all knew what to expect and had prepared accordingly.   Bella had been dozing on the couch, being way too big to move anywhere herself, when she let out an almighty scream.  Charlotte, Peter and Jasper rush to her side. 

Jasper laid his head on her rock hard tummy and listened to his children.  They were ready to come out and they wanted out now.  Peter rushed off to put the kettle on to boil, Charlotte dashed upstairs to get a huge stack of towels and some bagged up blood for Bella and the babies. Jasper smoothed down her chocolate coloured locks and removed her dress.  Bella was in so much pain at this point she didn’t care who saw her naked.   Jasper was pumping as much calm into her as he dared.  He didn’t want to knock out his babies who had to fight their way out of the extra hard casing they had been housed in. 

Suddenly Bella screamed and the vampires could hear a tearing sound.  Charlotte and Peter both picked up a big fluffy towel each getting ready to take the babies as soon as they erupted out of her belly, so Jasper could deal with Bella.  They watched as Bella’s tummy was split into two and a bloodied head emerged looking around.  The baby vamp squealed and tried to eat Bella. Jasper cooed at his baby boy, “No my son, this is your momma and she may be as batty as a fruit cake but she is your ma and is not for eating.”  He picked his son up and handed him over to Peter who wrapped him in a towel and started to rock him. Who knew Peter could be such a sap.  While they had all been looking at Jarbel they heard a little voice come from Bella’s messed up tummy.  It was their daughter Beljar, “What am I chopped liver?  Are you not going to get me out of this stinking mess?  It’s disgusting, a little help please.” 

“Oh Jasper” Charlotte said, “She’s just like her mother. You poor sap.”  Giggling she took Beljar from Jaspers hands and wrapped her in a big soft towel. “Come on Peter let’s get these little ones cleaned and fed.  I have put the blood bags in the hot water to heat up a little.”  Jasper looked at his beloved wife.  She was crazy but she was his and the mother of his children.  She had passed out because of the pain, so Jasper used the time to spread her legs and bite into her clit, pumping venom to her vigorously.  Once he could pump no more, he took the syringe filled with his venom and injected it into her nub. “She will be the only vampire chick in history to have been turned this way.  How cool is that?” he smiled to himself.  Three days later Bella woke up as the perfect vampire.  She had perfect control and loved to look after the kids and have hot kinky sex with Jasper, sometimes Charlotte and Peter too.

One day two werewolves turned up and were about to fight with Jasper and Peter when they saw the twins Beljar and Jarbel, who had grown rapidly and were playing tag with Charlotte.  They instantly fell in love with the twins and turned back to their human forms, of a man and woman.  The man spoke up “My name is Jacob Black and I am in love with the baby girl.  This is my cousin Leah and she is in love with the boy child.  We will marry them as soon as they turn seven.” 

Jasper was beside himself with rage and screamed “FUCK OFF, YOU WILL NOT BE GOING NEAR MY KIDS YOU DIRTY SMELLY FUCKING DOGS.” Bella who had been inside the house came running out when she heard the shouting.  “Jake is that you? What are you doing here and with that bitch Leah?”  Jake was surprised to see Bella and told her “We have fallen in love with the cutie hu-vamps and will marry them when they are all grown up at seven.” 

“OH NO YOU FUCKING WON’T” shrieked Bella, flying towards Jake and Leah intent on hurting them bad. Jake put out his hands to fend her off.  “Bella, please calm down you cannot fight this because its imprinting and they love us as much as we love them.” 

“NO THEY FUCKING DON’T” 

“Yes we do mummy, daddy” interrupted the twins in unison. “We love them and want to marry them as soon as we are all grown at seven. Please let us.”  Both twins asked in unison making big puppy eyes at their parents, they were so adorable Jasper and Bella were finding it hard to refuse them.  

Jasper was in no way please at the turn of events but could sense their love for his children and his children’s love for the dogs, so he turned to Bella and said “Darlin the kids really love the fuckers, we have no choice.”  Bella was not pleased either but Jake was her former best friend, even if Leah was a total bitch. Jasper sensing her agreement turned to the wolves and said “Hurt our kids either of you and you are going to be minced dogs got it?” 

“OK.” Jacob and Leah agreed. 

And they all lived happily ever after in Lala land, where the vampires cavorted with unicorns and everyone’s farts turned into rainbows and all were blissfully happy all of the time.

The End