There once was a girl named Tiffaninichole,
Who liked to put Jasper's dick in many a hole.
Female or male it didn't really matter,
Although I know she preferred the latter.
All of her stories are epic,
But none are approriate to read by a cleric.
Bella's Dirty Notebook has a lot of fantasties about the boss,
And when he finds it he's anything but cross.
Then there is the hotness that is Dodgeball,
Where Jasper takes Bella in a bathroom stall.
Operation: Breakup is a hilarious one-shot,
Starting when Jasper punches Edward in a parking lot.
Unconditional is a heartbreaking tale,
That makes me want to stab Edward's ex with a rusty nail.
She has ninteen more stories under her belt,
And each of them also makes me melt.
So in honor of her birthday,
Go check out the array.
And don't make her blue,
By not leaving a review.
Well this is the end of my little birthday wish,
May you now enjoy this tasty side dish.
Happy Birthday Tiff.
Hope your day is as awesome as you are.
Abbymickey24
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